i am not your momTumblr (3.0; @deblon)http://deblon.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f96d9d0a1c175e6721fda1caa25e7e80/tumblr_mmdjslFlGE1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50081127114/haydens-bass-guitar-niknak79-hours-of-fun" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haydens-bass-guitar.tumblr.com/post/49820173495/niknak79-hours-of-fun-thats-so-scary-omg" target="_blank">haydens-bass-guitar</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/49804222459/hours-of-fun" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <p>Hours of fun</p> <p>That’s so scary omg</p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/50155719418http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/50155719418Sat, 11 May 2013 06:00:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md265qntJK1ql2603o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50090111496/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/50116303481http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/50116303481Fri, 10 May 2013 18:06:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7244fc508196261c6d56093e135d069/tumblr_mlbedtwNh61rt9hgro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50107313571/this-elephant-represents-every-tumblr-user-when" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>this elephant represents every tumblr user when doing sport</span></p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/50116058458http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/50116058458Fri, 10 May 2013 18:03:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a988c5c995b7efa0682050cf902265d7/tumblr_ml1mzetFcd1s5gizzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karlkerschl.com/post/47621156696/one-day-i-will-have-one-of-these-dogs-i-will-name" target="_blank">karlkerschl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One day I will have one of these dogs. I will name it Sable Chief after the heroic Newfoundland Ranger dog and my children will ride it like a battle bear.</p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/47624594132http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/47624594132Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:42:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e1b499bed122aa52b3b65d356e0e477/tumblr_mkxfoleI7P1r82qrjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/47596367364/fluffmugger-source-note-how-the-most" target="_blank">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fluffmugger.tumblr.com/post/47444015718/source-note-how-the-most-important-facet-of" target="_blank">fluffmugger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2013/04/heidi-klum-suffers-nip-slip-rescuing-son-nanny-drowning-hawaii-photos/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+anythinghollywood+%28anythinghollywood.com%29" target="_blank">source</a>)</p> <p>Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically <strong>saved two people from drowning in a riptide</strong> at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.</p> <p>Really? A <em>nipple</em>? A <em>nipple</em> made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?</p> <p>WELL HOLY SHIT, STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESS</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/musefire7/For%20Tumblr/GIFS/tumblr_ly4nx5QfcV1qb9pa3o1_500.gif"/></p> <p>I have several thoughts on this subject…</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/musefire7/For%20Tumblr/GIFS/tumblr_mcy144XU5c1qf8qbb.gif"/></p> <p>Cory Booker does this, and the world calls him Superman.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/musefire7/For%20Tumblr/GIFS/Alice_facepalm_zpsf033e85d.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/musefire7/For%20Tumblr/GIFS/tumblr_ma3sfmne8o1ruu0mwo7_500_zpsfcdf43a1.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/musefire7/For%20Tumblr/GIFS/tumblr_m6ye8vF6QU1rnt888o1_500_zpsd6274cd6.png"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/musefire7/For%20Tumblr/GIFS/tumblr_inline_mgdualN79j1qfgb41.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/47624287553http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/47624287553Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:36:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johnquincyadams.tumblr.com/post/42870832747" target="_blank">johnquincyadams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties </p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43641463431http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43641463431Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:55:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7e1534aede1edb72880e7f1fd69ba92/tumblr_mihp31Z3CY1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/43621162017/tastefullyoffensive-via-my-lovely-followers" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/43516967741/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <p>[<a href="http://pinterest.com" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> <p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43639910559http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43639910559Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:03:53 -0500<a href="http://goo.gl/4fLGW">I’m not the only one who was crushed....</a>: <p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/43636806030/im-not-the-only-one-who-was-crushed" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boazpriestly.tumblr.com/post/38448715264/im-not-the-only-one-who-was-crushed-when-i" target="_blank">boazpriestly</a>:</p> <p>I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e4e2609f5edd5dcd311c7722ef7b59b8/tumblr_inline_mffylpZmzz1qazf3y.gif"/></p> <p>you just ruined my day</p> <p>you just ruined my childhood</p> <p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43639480093http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43639480093Thu, 21 Feb 2013 06:49:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dch08Nuy1qhaluwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydemisee.tumblr.com/post/38361270861" target="_blank">mydemisee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how i get down</p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43639417342http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43639417342Thu, 21 Feb 2013 06:46:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq2lySSeK1qa8ir9o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq2lySSeK1qa8ir9o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq2lySSeK1qa8ir9o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq2lySSeK1qa8ir9o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq2lySSeK1qa8ir9o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mostly10.com/post/16870156391/why-the-everloving-fuck-did-that-not-happen" target="_blank">mostly10</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THAT NOT HAPPEN!?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq6juEOaj1qbdxog.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43568786962http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/43568786962Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:46:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a6c89698bc2fbe6c803db580a10d1a0/tumblr_mhoisk1BvG1s3bxoho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://charliexxx.tumblr.com/post/42261929299" target="_blank">charliexxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awellroundedboy.tumblr.com/post/42253761578/shhhhhh" target="_blank">awellroundedboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shhhhhh.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to use this now.</p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42281510804http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42281510804Mon, 04 Feb 2013 12:01:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b782e11b56c09b67aba208f00492b6d2/tumblr_mgdc47zy6V1qf6477o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/42268492966/my-lovely-followers-please-follow-this-blog" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271704695http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271704695Mon, 04 Feb 2013 07:59:12 -0500“Realize that anyone who tries to put you down about your appearance is assuming that it is your job to please them visually. Once you realize that it isn’t your job to be visually pleasing to anyone, ever, it becomes very hard for anyone to make you feel bad about yourself.”<br/><br/> - <em>Skeptifem (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrlstudies.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">grrrlstudies</a>)</em>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271482905http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271482905Mon, 04 Feb 2013 07:51:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1154d0d7543cc0557298a866f1979df0/tumblr_mhohxmSYyZ1s54oqho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271373299http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271373299Mon, 04 Feb 2013 07:48:15 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7zafurr31rgr4l6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7zafurr31rgr4l6o9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7zafurr31rgr4l6o7_r6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7zafurr31rgr4l6o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7zafurr31rgr4l6o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7zafurr31rgr4l6o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/42270570478/my-lovely-followers-please-follow-this-blog" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone">My lovely followers, please <strong><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank">follow this blog</a></strong> immediately!</p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271364805http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/42271364805Mon, 04 Feb 2013 07:47:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49gykC8691ro8enoo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs.tumblr.com/post/41351581200/dontgigglesherlock-via-follow-the-absolute" target="_blank">gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontgigglesherlock.tumblr.com/post/23345620454" target="_blank">dontgigglesherlock</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49shaGN8w1qaitdt.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49shwa1ZU1qaitdt.gif"/></p> <p class="gone">(via/<strong>follow</strong> <a href="http://goo.gl/HESc6" target="_blank">The Absolute Best GIFs</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41366753891http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41366753891Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:01:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/345224b870b499c1e0a6bcd67e5e6b8e/tumblr_mh3lxeA7Ko1qcoyt0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75147e4cf4fc9721d7f3fcd1546cbe69/tumblr_mh3lxeA7Ko1qcoyt0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swuu.tumblr.com/post/41304064822" target="_blank">swuu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ericfranklin.com/" target="_blank">Eric Franklin</a><span>. </span><em><strong><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/04/embodiment-a-neon-skeleton-by-eric-franklin/" target="_blank">Embodiment</a></strong>.</em> <span>(</span><a href="http://estimfalos.tumblr.com/post/41289823658/embodiment-eric-franklin" target="_blank">via</a><span>)</span></p> </blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356905926http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356905926Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:23:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20f07c7893abb527bc1237cc4822b450/tumblr_mgs9w1q1BY1rqal5mo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356788749http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356788749Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:19:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/defa4108b1b77a3754ad167dc943ae10/tumblr_mgrc9rBXm41qzi80do1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2e595c8eb0110c97a83e86fa02d478b/tumblr_mgrc9rBXm41qzi80do2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8176d28d67d6c7eaef394e9cef9b330e/tumblr_mgrc9rBXm41qzi80do3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c17b7bc9b707d2c92da56aaf6ee22fc/tumblr_mgrc9rBXm41qzi80do4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://frankyfitz.tumblr.com/post/41343745164/me-about-tumblr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">frankyfitz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>me about tumblr</p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356737525http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356737525Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:18:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdanzdgCPD1qj7lb4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/41350332983/via-follow-the-absolute-greatest-posts-ever" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone">Via/<strong>Follow</strong> <a href="http://goo.gl/pjRBw" target="_blank">The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.</a></p></blockquote>http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356493583http://deblon.tumblr.com/post/41356493583Thu, 24 Jan 2013 08:11:14 -0500